Superbowl Week! My All-NHL-NFL team

As a society we are obsessed with comparison.  Our insecurity is palpable and on display in very public ways.  Social media like Twitter and Facebook while marketed as tools of openness and connection provide greater concealment as they are devoid of real intimacy, an essential component of most meaningful relationships.  However, while they allow us to hide behind a veil they meet our need to compare and objectify.  On Facebook we fret over who has more friends, cooler pictures, or the best online persona.  On Twitter we tweet every little thing that comes to mind hoping to sound original, to stand out, often with disastrous consequences for our personal relationships.  Being a child of this age I will succumb to my need to compare, to hold objects under the cold light of scientific analyses!  Thus, I give you my All-NHL-NFL team...in honor of the Superbowl of course.